So, I have finally discovered that the reason I've been sick on and off for 2 weeks is because I have BRONCHITIS! Oh God. Shit...I should be honest with you about something. I have a bit of hypochondria. That's right, I'm terrified of being sick. Now, I know that I'll be just fine and these antibiotics(yuck) are gonna do their job but I needed some further reassurance. What better way to feel better about your affliction then seeing something 100 times worse and saying, "At least I'm not fucking rabid!! At least i didn't turn into a sickly, homicidal, loony."
Thankfully I did not drink wine from a vineyard sprayed with pesticides. Ill take bronchitis over pesticide induced killing sprees and disgusting facial decay...ANY DAY! Grapes of Death, directed by Jean Rollin, was my chicken soup tonight.
-Multiple, beautiful, French women
-All kinds of infected and murderous villagers
-A fantastic scream that any scream queen should admire!
-Topless decapitation
-Run! Run! They are sick and crazy!
And on that note, time to hydrate...on pesticide free wine.
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